i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
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he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
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I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
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