I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
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its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
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It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
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