If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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