Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
"Functional." Your standards for how you feel after drinking are so high.
When your night starts by chugging margarita and drinking vodka out of tupperware, I feel it's best to stay realistic.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
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