Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
My life has hit rock bottom, I'm watching a movie on lifetime about retarded people falling in love. And I'm jealous of their relationship.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
I would fuck him just for his dog
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