So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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