are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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