oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
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IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
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Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
Randomize