Banned from zoo.
Again?
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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