i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
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