Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
I hate closet cases. I've been wooing this chick the entire quarantine. We finally meet up tonight, we're two drinks in, I've got my hand half way up her skirt and her husband calls. She promised to bring home dinner.
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