no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
I have had my dick inside of entirely too many people at this wedding in order for me to be the groom. Please give me a swift kick in the dick to wake me up from this nightmare
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