Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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