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The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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