In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
You're earring is so big in my mouth
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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