FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
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I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
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Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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