By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
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