and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
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I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
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i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
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