Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
just realized the sink is the perfect height to piss into never cleaning the toilet again
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
I just found puke in my bra..
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
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