i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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