Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
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