Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
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at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
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He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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