You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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