dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
Randomize
