nut hugger
I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
I have aggressive nipples.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
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