I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
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We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
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you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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