so I'm never txting u again after today...
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
New all-time record for most uncomfortable I've ever been. A midget just asked me to restrap his fanny pack in the bathroom.
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Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
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WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
I'm sorry I didn't get you anything for your birthday
It's just you didn't get me the fucking bear suit last year