What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
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It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
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Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
IF THE GUY WHO I AM BORROWING OUR CAR FROM FINDS ONE CONDOM OR JIZZ STAIN IN THIS CAR HE IS GOING TO CASTRATE MY ASS. SERIOUSLY, DON'T FUCK IN THE CAR.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?