I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
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He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
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Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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