when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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