Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
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