Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
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