Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
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