i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
She tied me up with her honor cords...
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
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