I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
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