I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
I don't know whether I should be pissed that there's glitter in my bed or proud that there's semen in there too.
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
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