all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
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