dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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