don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
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