He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
Where is the baby squirrel I found last night?! I've looked all morning I can't find Morris anywhere did someone take him?? ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
Honey, I kept trying to tell you it was just a pine cone.
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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