I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
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Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
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I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
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