You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize
