How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?"
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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