I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
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