i can't believe i had my finger in that
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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