ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
Randomize
