Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
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