John tries to set me up, and she has 1 arm. I'm a nice guy, but 2 arms is kinda a requirement
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
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walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
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So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
Is it sad or funny that I just bought two pregnancy test at the dollar store to give away to people on New Year's Eve while driving for Uber.
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
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