I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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