No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
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last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
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You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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