Are we in a gay sports bar?
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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