I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
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My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
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In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
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