Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
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please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
Im crossing my legs while on the toilet. It's like I'm unconsciously thinking "if im going to barf and shit at the same time, Im at least going to do it LIKE A LADY"
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
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