windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
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