if you wake up with plaid pants on your floor in the morning, you made a bad decision.
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
home. puking in laundry basket.
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
She told me I should be a condom model.
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
