Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
My dad is sitting where you rode me
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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