If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
I don't deserve a penis
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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